schmuckfresser

From Yiddish, schmuck (prick/penis) and fresser (glutton) one who noshes (snacks) on penis'.

That schmuckfresser owes me money...

by frishy February 12, 2014

Schmuckgan

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.

Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.

by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019

Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Shush you schmuck

The act of Niko and Chunkz who will talk to people and say they are schmucks for waffling too much

Niko ‘how are you doing’
Man ‘fine th.…’
Chunkz ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019

Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.

"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"

by Downingtown West January 2, 2009

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

schmuckiño

Referring to a dickhead in a pejorative manner.

- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"

- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."

by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021