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Soccer Game 

A child-like game in which a grown ass man, Evan Hollander, expresses his physical athletic capacities.

Includes: A goalie, a soft soccer ball, a garage door, and Evan Hollander hurting himself.
Everyone's back in town? SOCCER GAME!
Soccer Game by PrestonThompson July 25, 2011
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Soccer game 

Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
Soccer game by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Mexican Soccer Game

While someone is giving someone anal sex, a third person jumps in the room and gives the receiver a series of swift kicks to the groinal area.
Mary wouldn't stop complaining, so her boyfriend asked his buddy to jump in and give her the meanest mexican soccer game in history.
Mexican Soccer Game by M m October 22, 2006

Pro Soccer Game

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”

Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》. 

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Person 343: Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

soccergaming.tv 

Soccergaming is an online forum community full of imbeciles who like to talk about anything apart from football or any other sport.
The idiots like to talk about certain people and obsess over people such as Lee Stewart.
The moderators claim to be in their "20s" and "mature" but it's quite the opposite, they sad pathetic morons who spend their days sitting on their fat backsides posting messages and they do not distribute anything to society, they are outcasts, losers with no moral to get a life.
"Soccergaming.tv was such an idiotic forum that I had to delete my account and further my screen away from eyes, otherwise I'd be sucked into their own moronism. They are freaks with no lives, stay clear of the forums" - An ex-member testimonial.
soccergaming.tv by Mr A Nal May 27, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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