A child-like game in which a grown ass man, Evan Hollander, expresses his physical athletic capacities.
Includes: A goalie, a soft soccer ball, a garage door, and Evan Hollander hurting himself.
Includes: A goalie, a soft soccer ball, a garage door, and Evan Hollander hurting himself.
by PrestonThompson July 25, 2011
While someone is giving someone anal sex, a third person jumps in the room and gives the receiver a series of swift kicks to the groinal area.
Mary wouldn't stop complaining, so her boyfriend asked his buddy to jump in and give her the meanest mexican soccer game in history.
by M m October 22, 2006
Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023