laptop condom

Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.

It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.

My laptop wears a pink condom.

He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.

by the prince of retardia October 5, 2010

premium laptop

Someone who is an absolute weapon and should be avoided at all costs

*Reuben dabs*
*Luke whips*
*Lucas* you two are absolute premium laptops

by Longdong11 September 24, 2017

Dell Laptop

Dell Inspiron. The Dell Inspiron (/ˈɪnspɪrɒn/ IN-spirr-on, stylized as inspiron) is a computer product line produced by Dell as a range of affordable laptop computers, desktop computers and all-in-one computers.

Wow, let's buy a Dell Laptop!!!

by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019

Laptop

A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

i love my laptop, it's mobile porn

by arman patatanyan September 28, 2013

lakota ridge junior school

A preice of shit school that gives its children cardboard dipped in grease instead of pizza.

“Hey I go to Lakota ridge junior school”
“I’ll go ahead and call an ambulance now”

by Hecca boi May 29, 2018

LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by negroman February 5, 2020

Laptop from Hell

This term refers to the 2020 election scandal in which the Democratic Party nominees (Joe Biden) son left his personal laptop at a repair shop and forgot about it and it then proceeded to wind up in local officials hands because it was left. A year later, former NYC mayor and personal lawyer for president Donald Trump; Rudy Giuliani, acquired a copy of the laptops hard drive through the fbi and published redacted contents of it which included various scandals. All of which are currently under investigation. Despite many media outlets claiming the laptop itself to be Russian disinformation, the fbi themselves found no evidence of such. This event has lead to much fallout in the campaign and raised many questions.

“Woah dude, did you hear about the laptop from hell”
“No what happened ?”

by SagaFraga October 20, 2020