Crumpetmuncher

A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.

British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!

by Lilli her Excellence July 19, 2011

crumpetry

All varieties of crumpet-related edibles

The Queen partook in her usual tea time, but required a greater level of crumpetry than the average peasant.

by doorag willy November 4, 2006

crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011

Crumpet humor

Long, drawn out jokes funny because of it’s awkwardness.

I would like to get into Crumpet Humor but I don’t know if it’s my thing

by HimmyNeutron123321 October 29, 2022

Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022

Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)

Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022

Well butter my crumpets

An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.

Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."

by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020