Desktopable 

When spotting a picture perfect image, whether it be moonlight on a lake, or whatever you think would make a good image as a background setting on your desktop (Computer).

Man, that stop sign looks like it's in the middle of the woods! That's totally desktopable!

Desktopable by Chris_B March 8, 2005

Desko 

The act of boogie-ing in your office chair to bad radio stations, as witnessed from receptionists and cubicle jockeys

Look at Alice over there desko dancing to that crap A.M. station

Desko by Monrom October 10, 2008

DeskPlaque

The residue of spilled coffee stains and stationary debris etc that accumalates on your desk over time.

I spent all morning cleaning up Deskplaque so I could work in a sterile environment.

DeskPlaque by The Electric Fool January 5, 2009

Deskcrap 

1 desktop computer which acts like crap
2 the same exact computer that i have
3 a desktop which has a very small disk space, takes forever before you could use it well and hangs every second.

Wth! I din't get to finish my 109 page report cause my deskcrap fucked up at the last minute.

Deskcrap by JuliusRyan May 29, 2008

desktritus 

Pile of useless files cluttering up your computer's desktop.

Why don't you delete some of these old downloads and unused shortcuts once in a while? I can't even see where your 'My Computer' folder is within all this desktritus!

desktritus by Noel Versten October 23, 2008

Desktop dumpster dive 

When you erase incriminating evidence from your pc, only to retrieve it later from the recycle bin

Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.

Desktop dumpster dive by El el fetches December 18, 2011

Desklan

A non-vacinated person originating from a small town in Slovenia known as Deskle a.k.a Djskle. A true desklan is concieved on the holy stone "Tatina" and never backs down from a fight.

If you didn't jump mezza matta from Tatina your not a desklan.

He got out of the river and hit that child from Kanal like a true desklan .

Desklan by DeJurs November 23, 2021