The act of boogie-ing in your office chair to bad radio stations, as witnessed from receptionists and cubicle jockeys
by Monrom October 10, 2008
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1 desktop computer which acts like crap
2 the same exact computer that i have
3 a desktop which has a very small disk space, takes forever before you could use it well and hangs every second.
2 the same exact computer that i have
3 a desktop which has a very small disk space, takes forever before you could use it well and hangs every second.
by JuliusRyan May 29, 2008
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by Noel Versten October 23, 2008
Get the desktritus mug.Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.
by El el fetches December 18, 2011
Get the Desktop dumpster dive mug.A non-vacinated person originating from a small town in Slovenia known as Deskle a.k.a Djskle. A true desklan is concieved on the holy stone "Tatina" and never backs down from a fight.
If you didn't jump mezza matta from Tatina your not a desklan.
He got out of the river and hit that child from Kanal like a true desklan .
He got out of the river and hit that child from Kanal like a true desklan .
by DeJurs November 23, 2021
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Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.
Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.
Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.
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