Desko

The act of boogie-ing in your office chair to bad radio stations, as witnessed from receptionists and cubicle jockeys

Look at Alice over there desko dancing to that crap A.M. station

by Monrom October 10, 2008

DeskPlaque

The residue of spilled coffee stains and stationary debris etc that accumalates on your desk over time.

I spent all morning cleaning up Deskplaque so I could work in a sterile environment.

by The Electric Fool January 5, 2009

Deskcrap

1 desktop computer which acts like crap
2 the same exact computer that i have
3 a desktop which has a very small disk space, takes forever before you could use it well and hangs every second.

Wth! I din't get to finish my 109 page report cause my deskcrap fucked up at the last minute.

by JuliusRyan May 29, 2008

desktritus

Pile of useless files cluttering up your computer's desktop.

Why don't you delete some of these old downloads and unused shortcuts once in a while? I can't even see where your 'My Computer' folder is within all this desktritus!

by Noel Versten October 23, 2008

Desktop dumpster dive

When you erase incriminating evidence from your pc, only to retrieve it later from the recycle bin

Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.

by El el fetches December 18, 2011

Desklan

A non-vacinated person originating from a small town in Slovenia known as Deskle a.k.a Djskle. A true desklan is concieved on the holy stone "Tatina" and never backs down from a fight.

If you didn't jump mezza matta from Tatina your not a desklan.

He got out of the river and hit that child from Kanal like a true desklan .

by DeJurs November 23, 2021

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009