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desktritus 

Pile of useless files cluttering up your computer's desktop.
Why don't you delete some of these old downloads and unused shortcuts once in a while? I can't even see where your 'My Computer' folder is within all this desktritus!
desktritus by Noel Versten October 23, 2008
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desktritus 

the random accumulated tchotchkes, stationery, and detritus found on/in a desk. From desk + detritus = desktritus.
It was only when I left my job that I realized how much desktritus I'd accumulated in four years.
desktritus by multeacher October 25, 2023

digital detritus 

The thousands of email addresses, blogs, GeoCities sites, AngelFire and Tripod pages that are floating around cyberspace, neglected by creators who have forgotten the passwords to the accounts.
I made a GeoCities page when I was in high school and have no idea what the URL is, it's just another piece of digital detritus now.
digital detritus by DT Blair October 1, 2010

detritus 

Stuff left behind, shit that no one wants. From Latin. Often used when the speaker expects that the listener won't know what the word means. This word is commonly used to describe the pile of bones and feathers that the hawk leaves behind after he eats the pigeon.
* Is that your detritus there?
* Why is all this detritus in the back seat of my car?

Pronounced DEE-truh-tus
detritus by dbushong June 9, 2005

Desktris 

Desktris (Desk & Tetris): When you switch desks at work and you have to arrange everything so that's it really neat and tidy with everything slotted perfectly in its assigned place... before it inevitably gets messy as the desk is no longer "new". A bit like those elusive "neat books" in Primary School where you take extra care in making sure that your handwriting is really tidy on the first page, but then it just all goes to shit and you give up when you spell something wrong and have to scribble it out; or the next page doesn't have 50-odd pages underneath it and it doesn't feel as nice to write on... or you notice that you pushed the pencil* so hard that it's made an imprint on the 3rd page and now it looks like one of those old receipt books that some businesses have.

*Pen if you were in Year 6
"Need to finish desktris before we can have our morning meeting"
Desktris by R11thfc September 24, 2016

detritus 

A useless person, someone that fails to be good at necessarily anything. Trash.
After her career collapsed, Lindsey Lohan became detritus.
detritus by c.montroseisgay May 9, 2011

Detritus Dave

A man who’s liver is quickly decomposing due to a constant flow of IPA’s.
Detritus Dave just got off work and is heading to the bar to get his fix.
Detritus Dave by 1000fun October 6, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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