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The act of boogie-ing in your office chair to bad radio stations, as witnessed from receptionists and cubicle jockeys
Look at Alice over there desko dancing to that crap A.M. station
Desko by Monrom October 10, 2008
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Its a fashion hairstyle, a mix beteen an emo style in the fron , the sidewalk and in the back mullets.
That dude from underoath is so desko
Desko by Kiki December 24, 2004

dining al desko 

To eat lunch at your desk.
A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.
dining al desko by Ian Chode July 15, 2004

dining el desko 

eating lunch at your desk
Sorry cant meet you for lunch today , too much work to do so will be dining el desko
dining el desko by Sandgroperchick February 18, 2009

al desko 

Do you have crumbs all over your computer keyboard as you read the news, do a bit of shopping or book a holiday on the Internet? Whatever happened to the time when our lunch break was a welcome excuse to leave the office and picnic in the fresh air? There are so many more reasons to eat al desko (while sitting at your desk) rather than al fresco.
I have so much work to do... I'll just eat a sandwich al desko today.
al desko by chrissy90 December 14, 2008

eating el desko

Something you feel like doing when sitting in spanish class, especially if it's boring.
Sitting in his Spanish II class, the student felt like eating el desko.
eating el desko by SaraJH September 2, 2006

eating el desko

Eating your lunch at your desk.
"Sarah are you coming out to lunch with us?"
"No, I'm eating el desko."
eating el desko by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006
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