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A non-vacinated person originating from a small town in Slovenia known as Deskle a.k.a Djskle. A true desklan is concieved on the holy stone "Tatina" and never backs down from a fight.
If you didn't jump mezza matta from Tatina your not a desklan.

He got out of the river and hit that child from Kanal like a true desklan .
Desklan by DeJurs November 23, 2021
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A deep southern cousin of swag; measured in cloves and administrated to another through the motion of flipping a coin with your thumb; there is good and bad deskany; 100 cloves of deskany=a bushell of deskany
I can barely keep these shorts up with all of the deskany that I be reppin.
Deskany by Welcome2BadBoy March 10, 2010
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One sexy bastard who gets all of the girls and has a huge dog has a billion cars he is soo cool he slays dragons on the moon

can be seen with a Daniel, Adam or a Kuba but as he is the boss they just suck his dick cos he's awesome

Deklan also shits gold and skittles and can turn cats into rainbow.
A:Wow you are such a Deklan!

B:Lets all suck on a Deklan!
Deklan by D4FTMAU5 December 13, 2012
An awesome, caring, crazy, kind, person with a big heart. And isn't afraid to show the world who he really is.
Random person: That guys seems like a deklan
Other person: yea he does!
Deklan by Headar December 18, 2016
Small ugly midget who has very bad anger issues and hates every body but his mummy . He is a mummy’s boy and can’t go anywhere without his mother.He will never get a gf (no affence ) because the only girl in his life is his mum . He usually is ginger and is called a lepricon but I’d blonde is called midget ken doll and if brunette is called mini coco.
*he walks up to a Gyal “hey your really hot I’m deklan ”

She says “ewww I don’t like kids Under 3ft you look like a toddler “
Deklan by Las089 December 29, 2019

Desolance 

Because People fail.
Bill: What was that faggory?
John: Desolance, my good sir...Desolance.
Desolance by EripS August 27, 2009

Deckland 

Deckland is a term used to describe a person that shows immense strength, hence the word 'Deck' in the name. Deckland is also used to describe men who're admired by the pussy gender. Or just the pussy in general.
Deckland can also be used to refer to someone as having a huge dick, but in public so it doesn't sound like you're complimenting their genitalia. Dickland is also another name for a man who's a Deckland.
Girl; "Oh look over there, that guy looks like a real Deckland!"
Other girl; "Nah mate, more like Dickland"
Girl; "I wouldn't mind him coming over to fix up my deck"
Other girl; "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuloni"
Girl; "Hnngg"
Deckland by Krexen October 2, 2014
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