Deskcrap 

1 desktop computer which acts like crap
2 the same exact computer that i have
3 a desktop which has a very small disk space, takes forever before you could use it well and hangs every second.

Wth! I din't get to finish my 109 page report cause my deskcrap fucked up at the last minute.

Deskcrap by JuliusRyan May 29, 2008

Deskcrap 

The desktop equivalent of a craptop. Deskcraps are either old, underpowered or ridden with malware to the point it's painful to use.

My deskcrap is so horrible that it can't even run Lubuntu 19.04 without it freezing every 10 seconds...

Deskcrap by Beanclad May 29, 2019

Descrapancy 

When a co-worker contacts you about a descrepancy that isn't really there if they knew how to read the data you've schooled them on three times already or a frequent mistake that you've tried to correct repeatedly and it's just not sinking in.

"Another descrapancy email from Kyle in Accounting rejecting my expense report due to lack of receipts, when I've sent copies to him twice already."

Descrapancy by Working for the man April 29, 2013

Descraption 

When something is crap

This is the descraption for my iPhone that isn't in full working order.

Descraption by LVKgAL October 4, 2015