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Deskankify 

The process of removing skank (s) from objects that were formerly desirable. IE, skanks on hoods of classic cars.
Dude, that Chevelle would be kickass if someone would deskankify it.
Deskankify by BLFB April 3, 2010

destinkify

To cleanse one's body of order. IE Showering.
"You smell, you should go destinkify."
destinkify by Sneakergeek March 9, 2007

de-skankify 

To remove evidence of a skank or slut having been someone. eg: living somewhere, or partying at your house.
Yeah now that she has moved out I have to de-skankify her old room.
de-skankify by fobzwonkle April 4, 2010

Dedankify 

After smoking marijuana, or some dank, dedankifying is the process of ridding yourself of the smell, red eyes (usually with eye drops), and other signals that you were smoking marijuana. Dedankification is usually done by driving really fast with the windows down, chewing gum, and using eye drops such as rhotos or visine.
"Damn dude, we smell like pot. We need to dedankify". or "Dedankification begin"!
Dedankify by Eli7020 May 3, 2009

Deshankification 

To take back the shanking of an object or person.
"Sorry, man, I didn't mean to shank you", is a deshankification.
Deshankification by NOeskimos April 6, 2009

Deshackify 

The process of removing from your household the personal items of a shacker in order to prepare for company that may be unaware of the existance of the shacker.
Susie: Want to get a drink tonight?
Debbie: No thanks, I have to deshackify my house-my mom is coming in town tomorrow and she doesn't know about Peter!
Deshackify by Marguerite's mom February 19, 2012
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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