Horse Clapping 

Testicles slapping together

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"

Horse Clapping by God's Thunder August 6, 2012

horse level 

The measurement of dick or comparison of one's dick.

I walked up to my young (black friend) and I said "yo (black friend) watz yo hourse level?"

Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick

horse level by sirmixadixk January 28, 2015

Horse leg hitter 

Whole bottle of Andre Champagne

Getting lit tonight. Gonna pull out that horse leg hitter and get weird.

Horse leg hitter by Paul blartt September 29, 2018

horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.

Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.

horse noodles by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018

Horse’s Necktie

A substitute for calling someone a horse’s ass. From Ray Pandora of Portland, Maine as a way around swearing in front of his kids.

That SOB in the Coupe de Ville just cut me off; what a horse’s necktie!

Horse’s Necktie by NerpNRP February 6, 2022

Horse Semen 

A gunky substance that tastes of porridge

Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day

Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce

Horse Semen by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

horse doctor 

Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.

Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”

horse doctor by Telltalehart October 18, 2023