person : *walks into great oak and immediately feels the toxic presence of bullshit and birkenstocks RADIATING from the musty atmosphere* “ew great oak gunky asf”
You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.
This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'
When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky