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You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.

This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'
a: "but he's not hunky!"

b: "well he's not goofy!"

a: "ooh ok, hes gunky!"
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Kari said that Mackenzies hair was so gunky, she had to redo it
by dynamicduoik April 11, 2016
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a near-unexplainable feeling one gets when missing something usually always on their person (ie: cell phone, jewelry, etc)
Aw shucks, I left my cell phone at home. I feel all...gunky.
by Brosenb1 January 22, 2013
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When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky
I gunky my girlfriend last night and the dumb bitch was pissed in the morning!
by johnnyrockit April 27, 2007
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The consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.
When I woke up this morning, my eyes were all gunky.
by D Lu January 16, 2008
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