horser

Optimus probably misheard the guy lol.

Guy: Hey you got that horser on you.
Optimus:

by Jongulo bunguloj Brongulus III December 11, 2020

horser

Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.

This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".

by Lil_uwuzivert December 11, 2020

horser

A person that has a horse dick

"bro u got that horser on you"?

by manthatisntman December 11, 2020

horser

ima keep it a buck fifty when a crackhead asks for that horser fucking run

Crackhead: yo you got that horser on you

You: The fuck is a horser

by hawk__ January 20, 2021

horser

who the fuck knows man? it probably was just some bullshit the crackhead at the gas station said while high out of his mind

crackhead: aye bro you keep that horser on you?

optimus: the fuck bro?

by lilopti January 9, 2021

horser

when someone says you got that horser on you? it means wanna fuck

hey girl you got that horser on you?

by you got that horser on you? January 20, 2021

horser

Plural of horse, used especially when your an idiot.

Look! There are a couple of horsers in that paddock!

by Leo’s World 😂 December 11, 2020