short hand 

a meaningless promise of support

this isn't a short hand surprise

short hand by dbo35 January 17, 2009

Short Skirt Version 

Explaining something to someone but keeping their interest. Like how a short skirt keeps a guys interest.

When Amy's story was getting boring, Don told her to tell the short skirt version of the story.

Short Skirt Version by I♥HP December 24, 2009

short-timer's syndrome 

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.

I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?

short-timer's syndrome by Guido1 March 11, 2010

short snack 

A snack that is obtained and consumed in a short amount on time; usually in less than five minutes.

"Grab a short snack and get to bed!" Dad.

short snack by Starkblast19 November 6, 2017

Short men

Men who are short, which means under the average height of around 5'10'', or approximately 178 centimeters, or 1.78m. Short men are just that: short. They are not any less of a man than Mike Tyson. Short men are found in every region and culture, and are as varried as the taller models. Penis size is not a component of height, nor is maniness. Short guys often have trouble getting girls due to the natural female desire to find a man who can protect her and provide for her and her children. However, short men are great to hug, being at perfect height to cuddle into the breasts of the average woman, and during sex, this can be used for simultaneous stimulation of the breasts and vulva.

A list of short men who kicked ass:

Mikhail Kalashnikov, J.R.R. Tolkien, the ancient Romans, Napoleon Bonaparte, James Madison, Alexander the Great, Cicero Richard Hammond, Jackie Chan, Admiral Yamamoto, Suzuhara Bokuden, Musashi, Claudius, and many others. I myself am a short guy, and i have to tell you that it sucks. I'm only 5'4''. Getting a girlfriend is nearly impossible, unfortunately. However, I have managed to score cute and novelty points. So remember my sub-pint comerades: you cram more manliness into your 5' than they do in their 6'5''. Short people rule!

Short men by cogitator May 30, 2010

Short for a boy 

This phrase is used when a boy is not usually the height that society expects the male to be (Like 5"10 and up). But that are still slightly taller than the height of an average woman and the same height as women who are considered tall by women standards example height: 5"7 so this leaves them in between slightly taller than most women but shorter than most men.

Girl 1: Jeff is kinda cute isn't he

Girl 2: Yeah but he's kinda short for a boy

Girl 1: Yeah is kinda short but he's still cute

Short for a boy by _eternalhour October 27, 2014

Short and Fat 

An insult to use if you want to start a war with little rocket man

He called me old!? Well, I would NEVER call him short and fat!

Short and Fat by Lawncare3 July 1, 2020