cogitator's definitions

snowboarding

Snowboarding is the new skiing.

I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.

by Cogitator October 9, 2008

jock

A guy who has no purpose in life other than to play a single sport, and pick on the odd kid.

The jock at my high school talks about how awesome kicking someones ass for no reason, and picks on whoever is not the same as everyone else, or does not think they are awesome. Likes to talk about how awesome getting their bones and others bones broken is.

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

aeneas

The man who led the trojan survivors to italy and establish lavinium, which developed into Rome.

Aeneas is like me from 1200B.C.
Sum Pius Aeneas (read the Aeneid, in the robert fagles tranlation, and you should understand everything.)

by Cogitator October 9, 2008

AK-47

A very powerful and reliable old assault rifle. The AK series looks similar to the Nazi Shturmgewher, but the guns are completely diferent inside. The weapon uses a selector leverl, with top osition is off, middle if fully automatic, and the bottom is semiautomatic. It uses a 30 round detachable banana clip.

The AKM is a modernized version of the AK-47 with and improved receiver and better BUIS.

by cogitator August 25, 2008

muscle car

An American performance car characterized by huge, powerful engines, poor handling, and rock and roll.

The two most iconic muscle cars: Camaro and Mustang.
Both of them have history stretching back to the sixties. Which of them is better?
The answer: I don't care; Porsche 911 smokes them both to hell anyways.

by cogitator November 30, 2009

Sniper Drainer

Someone who depletes sniper ammo in an online gmae to prevent the enemy from using it.

Damn that Sniper Drainer, I finally get snipes and there is no ammo!

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

cannabis

The best kind of rope. Also used for smoking.

If it weren't for cannabis making rope for the exploration ships, we would not be in America. It was not until the world's fair that pot parties started in America.

by Cogitator March 13, 2009