shmerenered

The feelings when you have a stunned look and are confused at what you are looking at.

The dog looked shmerenered

by qwertycantangle July 7, 2023

Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

by Lin ling July 24, 2023

Shmegal

Shmegal - some thing or someone that is small.

Dave: Ron you wanna hit this blunt?

Ron: hell no, I’m not hitting that shmegal!

by Mrorange68 September 30, 2023

Shmeaglerump

A grotesque creature that hatches from an egg, and grows into a beautiful, squishable bean sprout of a human. The egg is found by ice fishermen, then shipped to china where it is processed, where it is then sent back to the United States. The egg is then placed in a Shmeaglerump store, where expecting mothers and fathers can purchase one and incubate it. It takes about 3 weeks to full incubate, and when it hatches it comes out screaming and crying for days. It then grows and matured like a normal child but is far more squishy and cute.

Oh Olivia? Yeah, she’s so squishy and cute because she’s a Shmeaglerump.

by BigSk33tDawg November 12, 2023

Shmerkel

A sprinkle of something

"I like a just a shmerkel of sugar in my coffee"

by Niži July 10, 2024

Shmeglion

A religion that live on the shmeglion base

I am apart of the Shmeglion race

by ElL3T July 14, 2024

Shmeritty

When someone gets especially hot for a redhead and lives in persistent denial of their attraction.

"Wow it's obvious Mitchell is attracted to Gabby, he must be pulling a Shmeritty"

by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden July 15, 2024