shmergis 

The result of taking too much anti anxiety medications. resulting in complete and udder worthlessness, and often "blacking out" for hours on end.

After raiding his mothers medication drawer, Gilbert took one to many xannex and became ultra shmergis for the remainder of the day

shmergis by Shmergis face September 28, 2010

shmorgishborg 

The combination of left over dinners put into one dish, made when you have nothing else to eat.

"Mom whats for dinner tonight"

"oh we're just having shmorgishborg"

shmorgishborg by Tomazo March 6, 2010

shmorgisborg 

A strange that is yet to be understood by the world.

"Ordy blord shmorgisborg."
-Swedish Chef

shmorgisborg by Skaiphos November 1, 2015

shmorgishborg 

A kind of hat worn by graduates on graduation day. This hat has a tassel attached.

Graduates, you may now move your tassel from the rights side of your shmorgishborg to the left.

shmorgishborg by Cooper Metz June 16, 2008

shmorgishboard

When any group of different colors or races of men ejacualate on a womens stomach giving it the Cheese Effect or a shmorgishboard.

A white, a black, a mexican, and an indian came over a white girls stomach, then you say... man thats one mighty tasty shmorgishboard.

shmorgishboard by Joey Frank July 22, 2006

shmorgishmine 

taking beer and dropping in a little bit of wine

"Its not pounding beer and wine its called a SHMORGISHMINE and its very cultural"

shmorgishmine by Shmorgishmine December 22, 2021

shmorgishboard

When instead of eating a full course meal, you eat a bunch of random foods for your meal.
Most likely used in household that has children or lazy people.

Bob: Oh no! We are out of pizza! Oh what shall we do?

Lisa: Lets have a shmorgishboard!

shmorgishboard by Valkyrie77 June 8, 2022