shmegal 

being ugly or too be in an ugly mood

her face is so shmegal

shmegal by bic boi August 17, 2010

Shmegal 

A person who is unwanted or an outcast.

"Look at that shmegal...urgh"

Shmegal by Kryptonite23 October 17, 2009

shmegal 

a person who deals and smokes most of his weed his/ her buys. lets people front them w/out paying back. total idiot...a shmegal. ZM<3

damn shmegal stop cheefin!

shmegal by amBeezZzy July 6, 2009

Shmegal 

when you get your head shaved while giving a blow-job and the end result is a lower body temperature only made better by sucking more dick for lunch money

Damn man what happened to Mikus?
Oh dude that guy totally got a shmegal

Shmegal by gizmo1949 October 16, 2008

shmegal 

a rubber toy thingy you can buy from markets a bit like a yo-yo but ohhh so much more fun.apparently they are illegal cuz ppl got hurt using em, but i had fun.

shmegal by beautiful October 10, 2003

Shmegal 

Shmegal - some thing or someone that is small.

Dave: Ron you wanna hit this blunt?

Ron: hell no, I’m not hitting that shmegal!

Shmegal by Mrorange68 September 30, 2023

Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021