person 1: She's in between emotions, not bored but on the verge, she's shmernered, she's-
person 2: dude stop singing that vegan teacher or i will kick your ass
S-H-M-E-R-N-E-R-E-D, Shmernered is like this um, in between emotions. It’s like that stunned look like 😳 and you haven’t yet figured out what you’re looking at.
Sometimes when bellas friend Max comes over she’ll be just like
Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.
Shmernered was created by the Diekmeyer family kids in Chateauguay, Quebec, Canada in 1973 when the were attempting to describe the facial expressions of someone displayed in a cartoon.
A shmernered person lacks facial expression, is in-between emotions and either in disbelief of what’s happening or displaying a somewhat bored, neutral look or hypnotic look.
Shmernered, Ferris Bueller’s teacher looks like he wishes he was anywhere else in the universe as he takes attendance in front of a class of completely uninspired, half-asleep students.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.