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shmernered

The emotion between boredom and another emotion.
person 1: She's in between emotions, not bored but on the verge, she's shmernered, she's-
person 2: dude stop singing that vegan teacher or i will kick your ass
shmernered by lololol47 December 14, 2021
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Shmernered

S-H-M-E-R-N-E-R-E-D, Shmernered is like this um, in between emotions. It’s like that stunned look like 😳 and you haven’t yet figured out what you’re looking at.
Sometimes when bellas friend Max comes over she’ll be just like

Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.
Shmernered by rubaryy April 11, 2023

shmernered

1. in between emotions of confusion and calm

2. the stunned look when you havent yet figured out what you are looking at
she's sort of the more shmernered one, the one sort of calmish
shmernered by cristinah July 22, 2023

shmerenerd

in between emotions; not knowing whether you are shocked or confused when staring at someone or thing.
Jon: “ Henry looked soooo shmerenerd when seeing his grandmas nudes.”

Glen: “Yeah i know, that was hilarious”

Henry: “what. in the. actual. f-”
shmerenerd by TheRealSexyMexi February 20, 2023

Shmernered

Shmernered was created by the Diekmeyer family kids in Chateauguay, Quebec, Canada in 1973 when the were attempting to describe the facial expressions of someone displayed in a cartoon.

A shmernered person lacks facial expression, is in-between emotions and either in disbelief of what’s happening or displaying a somewhat bored, neutral look or hypnotic look.
Shmernered, Ferris Bueller’s teacher looks like he wishes he was anywhere else in the universe as he takes attendance in front of a class of completely uninspired, half-asleep students.
Shmernered by anonymous November 21, 2024
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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