person 1: She's in between emotions, not bored but on the verge, she's shmernered, she's-
person 2: dude stop singing that vegan teacher or i will kick your ass
S-H-M-E-R-N-E-R-E-D, Shmernered is like this um, in between emotions. It’s like that stunned look like 😳 and you haven’t yet figured out what you’re looking at.
Sometimes when bellas friend Max comes over she’ll be just like
Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.
Shmernered was created by the Diekmeyer family kids in Chateauguay, Quebec, Canada in 1973 when the were attempting to describe the facial expressions of someone displayed in a cartoon.
A shmernered person lacks facial expression, is in-between emotions and either in disbelief of what’s happening or displaying a somewhat bored, neutral look or hypnotic look.
Shmernered, Ferris Bueller’s teacher looks like he wishes he was anywhere else in the universe as he takes attendance in front of a class of completely uninspired, half-asleep students.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.