Definitions by BigSk33tDawg

Shmeaglerump 

A grotesque creature that hatches from an egg, and grows into a beautiful, squishable bean sprout of a human. The egg is found by ice fishermen, then shipped to china where it is processed, where it is then sent back to the United States. The egg is then placed in a Shmeaglerump store, where expecting mothers and fathers can purchase one and incubate it. It takes about 3 weeks to full incubate, and when it hatches it comes out screaming and crying for days. It then grows and matured like a normal child but is far more squishy and cute.

Oh Olivia? Yeah, she’s so squishy and cute because she’s a Shmeaglerump.

Shmeaglerump by BigSk33tDawg November 12, 2023