Sneaking up on your buddy like a ninja, firmly grasping his genitalia and screaming SHMERGER! This is the ultimate ball tap.
Leeroy jumped out of a tree last night grabbing my cock and balls while screaming "SHMERGER!" then before I could regain my manhood he was gone.
by Dom M. October 9, 2007
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by lololol47 December 14, 2021
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Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.
Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").
Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.
Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").
Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."
Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."
Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
by theoutlaw May 27, 2009
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Get the Shmegger mug.S-H-M-E-R-N-E-R-E-D, Shmernered is like this um, in between emotions. It’s like that stunned look like 😳 and you haven’t yet figured out what you’re looking at.
Sometimes when bellas friend Max comes over she’ll be just like
Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.
Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.
by rubaryy April 11, 2023
Get the Shmernered mug.1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.
2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger
3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!
2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger
3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!
by D-Baggger October 11, 2008
Get the Schmerger mug.This word can be said in many forms, whether your mad, calling someone a shmeeger can be just the word to use to get back at them. They won't know what hit them.
It can also be meant as different nouns like eating some shmeegers or going to the shmeeger.
Also if you are annoyed instead of using a curse word shmeh is the perfect replacement
It can also be meant as different nouns like eating some shmeegers or going to the shmeeger.
Also if you are annoyed instead of using a curse word shmeh is the perfect replacement
that bitch is such a mother shmeeger.
i got so wasted last night because the bartender kept giving me so many shmeegers.
the last time i was ill, i had to go to the shmeeger, but he gave me some shmeegers, so i got much better.
im so hungry i could eat an entire bowl of shmeegers.
SHMEH !
i got so wasted last night because the bartender kept giving me so many shmeegers.
the last time i was ill, i had to go to the shmeeger, but he gave me some shmeegers, so i got much better.
im so hungry i could eat an entire bowl of shmeegers.
SHMEH !
by triple A double L ckn December 20, 2008
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