put a cock in it

Place your member in an unspecified orifice. A catch-all retort to unmanly or insufficiently insulting jabs. A repelling verbal blow meant to shock one's opponent into stunned silence.

Friend: 'Where did you get those awful shoes?'
You:' Put a cock in it - Jim'

by Blower August 18, 2006

Cock

Short form of a shuttle-cock, used to play badminton.

Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

Throbbing cock

a cock which is throbbing for some luvin from either a pussy or anus

"maan my cocks throbben for some anus"
"egad schoolboy jimmy! your cock is throbbing!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Monster Cock

When ones penis is so big that it can barely fit in a vagina, or mabey too big to fit in a vagina. Also, a monster cock exploads more jizz than a normal penis each ejaculation. If the penis is not circumsized, it cannot be a monster cock.

Dan stuck his monster cock so far into her vagina, that it punctured her internal organs.

by monstermax October 19, 2010

cock and bull

a made up story

that is a cock an bull story!

by steph December 28, 2003

Clocked

Coming from the definition of being punched in the face and knocked out, clocked is a new stoner metaphor for when one is cooked and tired.

person 1: “fuck ive had too many cones i’m so clocked”
person 2: “aha you fucking clocked cunt”

by d1ldo_swaggins5 December 25, 2020

Corn on the Cock

What you get after anal sex.

"Had some anal with Becky, but I had a crazy case of Corn on the cock afterwords!"

by Clayton Bigsby February 23, 2006