monstermax's definitions
A game in which 5 or more men sit at a round table naked and a woman is placed under the table. The woman then picks which cock to suck. Then the men try to guess who is getting the blow job.
by MonsterMax November 29, 2010
Get the BJ Roundtablemug. When someone fucks the lips of a vagina so hard that the forskin of the penis becomes red and soar in a stinging manner. (Basically feels like a sunburn)
by Monstermax November 22, 2010
Get the Lip-Burnmug. by MonsterMax December 11, 2010
Get the Penismug. Known as the absolute perfect body on a female. 36 inches measuring the length around the tits and back, 24 inches measuring around the waist, and 36 inches around the hips and ass. (Could also be said in feet: 3-2-3) This is also called the "hour glass" body.
by Monstermax January 15, 2011
Get the 36-24-36mug. The best feeling anyone can ever have. Unlike a normal ejaculation, a MonsterCum is an extreme feeling in which more semen is produced and feels 5x better than a normal ejaculation
by Monstermax January 17, 2011
Get the MonsterCummug. I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear
by MonsterMAx October 10, 2010
Get the Wet Squirrelmug. When ones penis is so big that it can barely fit in a vagina, or mabey too big to fit in a vagina. Also, a monster cock exploads more jizz than a normal penis each ejaculation. If the penis is not circumsized, it cannot be a monster cock.
by monstermax October 19, 2010
Get the Monster Cockmug.