(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.
by uhuhyep September 27, 2009

by naysh December 22, 2009

by Downey mozza January 28, 2022

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).
Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!
Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!
Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!
by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020

by margophantom June 28, 2020

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.
by deeezznuts June 11, 2011

by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020
