Ditch bag

Someone who ditchs you who you feel is a nit bag at the same time.

My friend and me arrange to go somewhere and he ditchs me and just before he was being a twat, then the next day i would call him a "Ditch Bag".

by oscartv July 5, 2012

Blister Ditch

An infected, puss filled vagina.

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.

by Tag Napson August 21, 2013

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

Ditch and Snitch

The act of a butthurt party goer who leaves a party full of intoxicated youth to report them to local authorities, thus protecting themselves from consequences and getting revenge

Carson: Guys watch out Greg looks like he's about to pull a ditch and snitch.
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

dick and ditch

When a man knocks a woman up and leaves her to care for the baby with no support.

Person 1: Did you hear about Lindsay? She had to drop out cause she got knocked up.
Person 2: Yeah, apparently her boyfriend did a dick and ditch.

by Awesomeness20 June 12, 2018

Bitch Ditch

Have sex and then leave.

Bro I’m gonna pull a bitch ditch

by Bobbby boy June 13, 2018

Dick and ditch

When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after

“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”

by Sincerelyabigail February 6, 2019