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Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.
We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.
by uhuhyep September 27, 2009
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canal-ditched

Waking up alone after having regrettable sex with a girl from West Phoenix.
Last night sucked, I got canal-ditched in Buckeye Arizona, now I have the clap.
by naysh December 22, 2009
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Kiss and ditch

A kiss and ditch is when one kisses another and then proceeded to ditch them after said kiss
Person one: “ did you really kiss and ditch Jackson

Person 2: “ yeah, I was just wanted a kiss”
by Downey mozza January 28, 2022
mugGet the Kiss and ditchmug.

Ditch Loaf

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).
Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!
by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020
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Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car
Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.
by margophantom June 28, 2020
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Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.
Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.
by deeezznuts June 11, 2011
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Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.
I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!
by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020
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