muff-69-diver's definitions

cropdust backfire

When a person walks by and silently tries to fart next to someone then suddenly shits themselves

Third time this week Bert cropdust backfired while playing a prank on Melvin

by muff-69-diver March 30, 2023

Gooddard than Phuck

Anything that is above average

Rita brought home some ice cream from Muffs corner market and it was gooddard than phuck.

by muff-69-diver June 11, 2024

dump ditch

A woman's pussy..place where a man can dump his load

Heather needs to clean her dump ditch after the stingers party.

by muff-69-diver January 19, 2023

shit speckles

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023