Urban Dictionary: Definitions by muff-69-diver

Gooddard than Phuck

Rita brought home some ice cream from Muffs corner market and it was gooddard than phuck.

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When a person walks by and silently tries to fart next to someone then suddenly shits themselves

Third time this week Bert cropdust backfired while playing a prank on Melvin

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Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

Merch

A woman's pussy..place where a man can dump his load

Heather needs to clean her dump ditch after the stingers party.

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