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female brain 

The center of the nervous system in all female vertebrate animals.

The human female encephalon is a powerful tool which is responsible for the fact that women have been outperforming men at all stages of secondary and post-secondary education (i.e., "high school" and "college") in all G8 and OECD countries (e.g., PISA 2001).

In their fixation on size, the vast majority of males try to justify their unfounded feelings of superiority by comparing brain sizes.

However, it takes more than a Second Grade education to know that it is the ratio of brain weight to body weight which presents a correlation to intelligence rather than the brain weight itself. Ergo: Men's bodies are proportionately larger and hence so are their brains, hands, feet, arms, etc. But it is the ratio of brain weight and body weight which may or may not predict intelligence, not brain weight.

Moreover, while the human male brain is larger on average, the processing centers in the human female brain are more closely interconnected due to a larger corpus callosum.
If the other definition of "female brain" is indicative of men's intelligence, men deserve all the help from educated women they can get.

braindouche 

Someone with a restricted mental capacity, i.e. anyone using the internet seriously.
That Gary Sinise is such a braindouche.
braindouche by bible April 29, 2005

brain teaser 

While receiving a blowjob, the man pulls out and blows his load up the blower's nose, then screams, "That will give you something to think about!"
Sarah dumped Jim after he gave her a brain teaser.
But I thought she liked puzzles...

brain teaser by Billy Jenkins January 6, 2008

Brain Stain 

The act of holding your testicles in your hand, so that they resemble a brain. Then placing them on someone, thus giving them a brain stain.
I totally brain stained Johnny last night in his sleep.

Left Brain 

Someone who does and say everything backwards.
Tammy: OMG my dad is So left brain! You know what he said?

Becky: What?

Tammy: He just told me to lock the door and then go in the house.

Becky: Wow... He is left brain.
Left Brain by cheeky monkey221 April 19, 2009

brain-power 

A helpful force exerted against one's shoulder-blades by a caring and stronger friend when trudging up steep hills or proceeding toward/going through with socially-intimidating meetings/interviews; it consists of leaning over forward and pushing the infirm/weary person along with one's head.
Cool dude #1: I don’t feel brave enough to go over and ask Tiffany for a date --- I’m such a stuttering dork around pretty girls!
Cool dude #2: Come on, Buddy; I’ll be behind you all the way --- here’s some brain-power to see you through.
brain-power by QuacksO November 14, 2011