braindouche

Someone with a restricted mental capacity, i.e. anyone using the internet seriously.

That Gary Sinise is such a braindouche.

by bible April 29, 2005

braindouching

Not too unlike brainwashing, but using a stronger form of brainwashing.

{Near-present tense} to braindouche
{Past tense} having been braindouched

Rikers was subject to a technique rather historically inaccurately referred to as braindouching.

by Telephony September 4, 2013

Braindouchery

The act of observing something so horrific or stupid, the only possible way to stop seeing it is to put a douche in your ear and squeeze.

The way your brother tried to masturbate with a razor is braindouchery.

by Azekual009 January 7, 2011

Bragadouche

A Douche who brags about his short-term goals.

Guy 1: aww man look at my pecs!

Guy 2: yeah they're chunky because its your first day of working out with us. you bragadouche.

by A Jamoke. August 21, 2011

brain douche

A mental palate cleanser, something to clear your mind after seeing something disturbing or simply having a bad day. see also, mindbleach, unicorn chaser.

Ugh, I've had a horrible day cleaning up roadkill. I need a brain douche.

by Braindouche! December 8, 2010

Bradouchery

Main characteristic of an obnoxious male or group of males who make an out of the way effort to display their masculinity and coolness and whose comments or actions reflect delusions of grandeour on several ocassions in an attempt to hide what is known as 'small penis complex' which has been known to be one of the causes of brahdouchery.

The bradouchery displayed by those frat boys is unfuckingbelievable!

by Sean71 July 5, 2017