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Wilkenson 

A super dark bad ass nigga who isn't afraid to clap your auntie cheeks. The cops love arresting him cuz the Karen at QT thinks he's a thug. He is the best rapper on soundcloud, go stream Just A Minute by HK Darky. He deserves the clout.
Wilkenson: hey officer
Officer: GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Wilkenson by HK Darky May 18, 2020

the "Wilke" 

while having sex with your partner from behind and pulling your hands away from her hips slowly enough so that she doesn't really notice and then making face goggles with your hands. all the while trying not to laugh or get caught doing it and never telling her you did it
taking one hand off, then the other, then putting them up to your face. make a circle with your thumb and fore finger into a circle, put your middle finger, ring finger and pinkie around your jaw bone and tiwst your arms up to make hand goggles and a mask. all the while trying not to laugh histerically You have then achieved the "Wilke"
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Washington wilkes middle school 

Literally contains the thre most pointless grades of your life, the staff doesn’t let you use the bathroom in between classes. All the teachers smell like paper and subway sandwiches. 88% black 12% white
Washington wilkes middle school is better known as pre game lobby of hell

Alice Wilkinson 

A very flat girl who might have a decent face. 99% of these are lesbians
“you have the body type of alice wilkinson”
“that’s so mean
“it is very accurate”
Alice Wilkinson by diseke420 November 6, 2020
A fat ass Alaskan igloo dweller Who loves the IRL. Suffers from a severe multiple personality disorder leading him to believe "lefty" and his right hand mate "Fistina" love him for his personality. Hates CART and does not believe anyone atttends their races.
Wilke screws fistina while arguing with Lefty about Phoenix attendence in 1995.
Wilke by Tony George September 26, 2003
The position adopted when needing to pass solids but confronted with a fetid, overflowing and/or urine soaked toilet.

Derived from and identical to the stance of England rugby player Jonny Wilkinson before he takes a conversion/penalty, as in "to do a Wilko"

Commonly used in festival toilets, workman’s portaloos and developing countries.
"Horrid bangers and mash forced me to do a Wilko"

"Toilet seat soaked in piss? Time for Wilko!"

Wife - "How many times have I told you to put the seat up before you tinkle?"
Husband - "Don't worry darling, just do a Wilko"
Wilko by Pikmix December 14, 2008
a huge nose or gargantuan nasal appendage
i snorted cocaine up my wilkey
wilkey by neil sinha February 5, 2007