Wilks

Not handing in any coursework

Taking any excuse for staying off school
Being a lazy twat

Person 1: You hand in your history coursework?
Person 2: I did a wilks...
Person 1: your pathetic...

by The Coursework Avoider January 11, 2011

Wilks

-another word for milking a cow.
-to be evil
-to have an urge to take hydrogen oxide canisters(waterbottles)

Jonny: Hey did you see what that guy is doing to that cow!
Jon: No, what was it?
Jonny: that guy is doing the wilks
Jon: LOLOCAKES NO WAIZ?!

by CaramelPecpec January 29, 2007

wilks

To form a fist and violently thrust it into a the face of one the dealer is in hostility with.

I wilksed Johnny when he took my bicycle.

by The Flying Jesus October 13, 2003

Wilks

Used when asking for ends on a Cigarette, named after the ginger god Matt Wilkinson Himself, lord of the art of the ‘two’s’.

“Oh that ciggy looks tasty, can I wilks you on that please?”

by Namrak Dehammom July 19, 2018

Wilks

A last name for twins that share nothing and both suck in different ways, The oldest is always a stupid ass cunt.
And the youngest gets to attached and acts faggoty

Older Wilks: You Suck Im grumpy
Younger Wilks: I only like toes this week

by MoneyMakaTheThird August 21, 2025

The John Wilks Booth

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.

While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

the wilks

apsolute weapon, clicks his finger and makes all women die of orgasm, there has only ever been one might Wilks who shall not be named.

I wish i was like The Wilks back in the day!

by markforfillyourdreams January 4, 2018