Wilken 

It is a person who is so absolutely retarded.... I mean perfect where they don't mess up anything but everything so u should never trust a wilken or you will regret it. But they are absolutely hilarious.

U have a Wilken don't you

Wilken by Jud2649 October 23, 2019

Wilken 

The most famous guy in the school. Every girl wants him. He has a huge cock.

Wilken is a hot boy

Wilken by anonymous November 23, 2021

Wilkinson Theory 

The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.

“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”

Wilkinson Theory by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021

sammy wilkinson 

DADDY!

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson

sammy wilkinson by queen muffin February 21, 2015

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson 

A freaky and indescribable sex move involving a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole.

Person 1: "that was unbelievable!"

Person 2: "that's the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson, baby."

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson by Spicy Holo-Pearl August 19, 2018

Wikenitis 

A really small penis, your just a unlucky bastard.

If you can stick it in her ear you have wikenitis.=

Wikenitis by Joooeeeyyy June 14, 2011

wilkes county, north carolinia 

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County

Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

wilkes county, north carolinia by burchs March 15, 2010