Wilken

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It is a person who is so absolutely retarded.... I mean perfect where they don't mess up anything but everything so u should never trust a wilken or you will regret it. But they are absolutely hilarious.

U have a Wilken don't you

Wilken by Jud2649 October 23, 2019

Wilken

The most famous guy in the school. Every girl wants him. He has a huge cock.

Wilken is a hot boy

Wilken by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Wilkinson Theory

The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.

“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”

Wilkinson Theory by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021

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sammy wilkinson

DADDY!

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson

sammy wilkinson by queen muffin February 21, 2015

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Reverse Romanian Wilkinson

A freaky and indescribable sex move involving a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole.

Person 1: "that was unbelievable!"

Person 2: "that's the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson, baby."

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson by Spicy Holo-Pearl August 19, 2018

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Wikenitis

A really small penis, your just a unlucky bastard.

If you can stick it in her ear you have wikenitis.=

Wikenitis by Joooeeeyyy June 14, 2011

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wilkes county, north carolinia

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County

Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

wilkes county, north carolinia by burchs March 15, 2010

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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