Wilkinson

The act of applying Lotus Biscoff spread onto your penis and having an individual lick it off - often through oral.

"Yeah, don't do a Wilkinson, it's basically a guaranteed yeast infection"

by BadDay445 April 21, 2021

Wilkinson

A badass family known for making cannons, shaving products, knights, karate dojos, and really awful 16-Bean soup for Church Events.

Hey look, it's Jake Wilkinson.

by dudejay2000 April 24, 2009

Wilkinson

Term used in neolithic times which is thus translated into "Thou who shall fuck Harshly". Also common as a last name.

Bill: Wow you look tired.
Mary: Yes i am, I had sex with a Wilkinson last night.
Bill: Well arnt you a lucky lady. Who was the Fine young Wilkinson?
Matt: Why that would be me.

by Unknown Wilkinson November 30, 2009

wilkinson

(v) the act of inserting one's penis into someone's nostril for sexual arousal.

Brian gave Erin a great wilkinson last night.

by hemple April 12, 2006

wilkinson

A word used in late 2011 in new smart phone auto-complete dictionary's, as a joke to when typing the work "will".

Every time Jen sends a txt to Derek, Will you be over soon, is changed to Wilkinson be over you soon.

by Geeky73 June 30, 2013

Wilkinson Theory

The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.

“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”

by Thy birthgiver January 19, 2021

sammy wilkinson

DADDY!

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson

by queen muffin February 12, 2015