Jedd's 'Stache

A trashy looking random patch of hair above one's upper lip that is a combination of hair and yeast infection.

Jedd Burdick is jedd's 'stache

by D-Reezy and burgo January 3, 2009

Statchat

A statchat is when people have a full-blown conversation on the status of your Facebook or other social networking account. Usually started by a dispute or argument.

Jon: "What?! 56 new notifications?"
Alex: "Must be another statchat..."

by Xunzi December 1, 2009

Starchy

When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.

Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?

by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017

Starchild-demigod

An extraterrestrial demigod (semigod from another planet, the stars or outer-space), particularly one who has incarnated.

The starchild-demigod mocked a demigod from Earth saying, 'You earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth and we celestial demigods are more ethereal, since we come from the stars!'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 15, 2022

Trailer 'Stache

The same nasty, stringy hair that is on the upper lip of every resident of a trailer park, male or female.

Adam Morrison of Gonzaga needs to shave off his trailer 'stache.

by shouvley May 15, 2006

Starch Strangler

When you consume a dry, starchy food that causes a blockade in the oesophagus, which eventually leads to dry-heaving, in a repugnant manner. Usually results in death by asphyxiation.

“Hey Rick, did you here what happened to little Rodney”.”He got Starch Strangler eating a whole loaf of bread with no butter”.

by Starch Strangler July 6, 2021

Starchild

Referring to a person or character of ages thirteen through seventeen who is overly kind and charismatic but is constantly hit with many difficult choices. Character can be seen by others as selfish, naive, or childish when first introduced but is ultimately the most mature.

Starchild may even posses certain abilities or skills that make them unique.

The Starchild, although young, has faced many difficult things in their life.

by muffin of english decent October 23, 2019