The sickest school ever located in DC. The men are super good-looking and are hated upon by guys from other schools because they cant get girls from their own school because they sweat gonzaga so hard. Common rejects from gonzaga go to oconnell, PVI, St. johns, and georgetown prep because they are not smart enough and unlike prep, you actaully have to be a decent kid and it does not matter how much money your daddy has.
Bishop Ireton girl: Your cute, where do you go to school?
Gonzaga student: I go to Gonzaga.
BI girl: Fuck me, the guys at my school are faggots and suck at sports.
Gonzaga student: I go to Gonzaga.
BI girl: Fuck me, the guys at my school are faggots and suck at sports.
by Bo McHughgle April 05, 2009
by herndonium September 15, 2020
also called "gonfaga" it is one of the faggiest schools in the arcdiocese of washington.In general the school is primaraly made up of fags also called "gonfaggots"that are extreme wannabee cool kids and are horrible at sports and are always and i mean ALWAYS getting beaten down by St Johns in everything! the school also shows its true colors by having a "purple eagle" as there mascot "emphasis on the purple".
1)G: hey you! what school do ya go to? B:Gonzaga,G:YOU MEAN GONFAGA!!
2)Prep Kid: hey you what school do you go to?
Gonzaga kid: Gonzaga
Prep Kid: what the hell? you should be cutting my lawn right now!
2)Prep Kid: hey you what school do you go to?
Gonzaga kid: Gonzaga
Prep Kid: what the hell? you should be cutting my lawn right now!
by john jacob hymer shmit March 29, 2009
A gay school in MD that likes to wear purple. When they come to other schools to play them in sports, they talk trash, later to become the trash as the game ends.
Kid1: Hey dude what school do you go to?
Kid2: Gonzaga!
Kid1: Never heard of it..
Kid2: What?? The most awesome school where we own at everything and are super smart!
Kid1: Still not ringing any bells..
Kid2: You know! All the girls are on us and we wear purple!
Kid1: OHHHHHHHH you mean Gonfaga! I gotta go, not allowed to talk to homosexuals.
Kid2: Gonzaga!
Kid1: Never heard of it..
Kid2: What?? The most awesome school where we own at everything and are super smart!
Kid1: Still not ringing any bells..
Kid2: You know! All the girls are on us and we wear purple!
Kid1: OHHHHHHHH you mean Gonfaga! I gotta go, not allowed to talk to homosexuals.
by GonzagaSynonymForCockSucker December 03, 2011
The GREATEST school in the history of the world. People who don't get into Gonzaga go to secondary schools like St. Johns, DeMatha, Country Club (oops, I mean Georgetown Prep), and others in the WCAC and surrounding areas. Those other schools are very bad safety schools compared to Gonzaga. I mean, I feel bad for the kids who don't get into Gonzaga. It is literally the greatest school I have ever seen. It has the most school spirit, even more than a college, and the kids and teachers are great. Their mascot is the "purple eagle" and they wear it around town.
Georgetown Prep Kid: "What school do you go to?"
Gonzaga Kid: "The team that just recently wrecked you in football, I believe it was 30-0."
Prep Kid: "I'm not worthy to be in your presence!"
Gonzaga Kid: "I know."
Gonzaga Kid: "The team that just recently wrecked you in football, I believe it was 30-0."
Prep Kid: "I'm not worthy to be in your presence!"
Gonzaga Kid: "I know."
by Finna Can't Tell September 17, 2018
An all guys high school in D.C. that wishes it was as cool as Good Counsel. All the guys are gay and thats why their color is purple. Also known as gonfaga.
Hey look its a gay guy in a purple shirt that says God is purple. He must go to gonzaga, i mean gonfaga.
by Matt the Master of Disaster May 11, 2006
by The Quiet Man February 11, 2007