shlort

An undersized penis that is 3 inches or less

Girl1:I had sex with my boyfriend choncho last night...

Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o

by pappymandudeguy December 9, 2011

shlort

Term that refers to the penis of a small person or midget. The antonym of a shlong.

How do you know he doesn't have a shlong?

Look at him, he's a midget! He's gotta have a shlort!

by big anna December 29, 2009

Shlort

Short weiner. Total opposite of shlong

John boy has a shlort in his pantalones

by Brian aka Paul Wall baby July 1, 2005

splortch

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008

Shportzing

The act of shouting very unuseful motivational lines at sportspeople killing themselves while yourself lazing with maximum level hedonism.

Chilling in the park enjoying a frosty bev in the shade. See’s runners struggling along in the summer heat. Shouts: “Guys, you know, if you run a little faster you’ll get there sooner!”

Just chillin, shportzing...

by nameismatt July 26, 2019

shlorts

When you shit in your basket ball shorts during practice and get a raw anus because you did not want to leave practice and let people know you got shlorts

Oh shi- that nigga got shlorts

by wyatt culbertson October 4, 2020

shplork

Verb to shplork.
(1) to complicate or cause disarray

(2) intercourse

I’ve been working night shift and it has completely shplorked my sleep schedule.

by C552 October 24, 2020