Shportzing

The act of shouting very unuseful motivational lines at sportspeople killing themselves while yourself lazing with maximum level hedonism.

Chilling in the park enjoying a frosty bev in the shade. See’s runners struggling along in the summer heat. Shouts: “Guys, you know, if you run a little faster you’ll get there sooner!”

Just chillin, shportzing...

by nameismatt July 26, 2019

Sporting KC

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

sporting leather

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.

"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.

by Guydudebro March 23, 2011

Sportzigarette

German synonym for Joint/Spliff. A Cigarette with Marijuana or Hash.
Directly translated Sportzigarette means "Sport cigarette"

"Gib mir mal die Sportzigarette Alter" ->
"Pass the Joint Dude"

by Kerl_Kerlsen December 24, 2008

sporting off

To be completely relaxed and at peace with one's environment. People often misconstrue this term to mean "masturbating" or "jerking off." This is a complete misperception.

The man sitting at the bar was watching the game, enjoying a light beer and sporting off.

by A.C. Chach April 11, 2010

sportsing

A generic term referring to he act of playing a sport.

"You guys were sportsing pretty hard out there."

"We sportsed our best and scored points, but the other team was sportsing pretty hard too, and they scored even more points."

by worldsfastestmasturbater January 15, 2014

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008