shplort 

The sound made when you get the last pump (of coffee) from the press pot, when the last of liquid is pumped out and it starts to pull air with it.

Tiffany was getting her morning coffee when I heard the telltale shplort when the press pot emptied. She tried to be quiet about it but there’s no escaping that sound. I called her on it to be a good coffee steward and she had to make a new pot before leaving.

shplort by TheCoyoteDreams January 16, 2019

Shplart

When you try to fart and end up shitting, farting and splooging all at once.

I tried to silently pass a fart in the supermarket. I coughed and ended up shplarting. Clean up on isle 5.

Shplart by The King Chode Miester October 19, 2013

shport 

A term for a older gent to use on a younger fella.

Gent: Eh Shport, you eva played dodgeball there before there shport?

shport by BASS & WOSH May 24, 2009

Shlort 

A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.

"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"

Shlort by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Shplotz 

Noun: -

- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.

Verb: -

To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.

Adjective: -

Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.

Noun: -

Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.

Verb: -

Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.

Adjective: -

He is a shplotzy man.

Shplotz by Pikaki May 30, 2019

Shport 

A word that fatherco0n on tiktok uses very often

“Slow down there shport”

Shport by Straighttiktokisgay June 13, 2020

Splort 

Head-exploding cuteness.

*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*

Splort by moosa17 August 11, 2009