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One of the whitest people planet earth has ever seen. Will do anything to get a better grade or more pay. Does anything in their power to get along with their teacher or boss.
Mr. Stephens: Good morning. Today we will learn about the sum of two cubes, so get your notebooks out.

Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)
by NoSayHeckOnMinecraft July 29, 2019
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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noun: the whitest person known to man.
adjective: something so white its almost transparent.
person 1.) "Did you see johnboy?"
person 2.) "No, I lost him as he passed the white wall."
by well pretty much yeah September 06, 2010
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A verb for convincing someone to do something they really don't want to do, but afterward you not only convince them, they really like you too.
You just john boyed that girl so bad.

Are you trying to john boy me?
by William February 26, 2004
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an act of general clumyness see also spacker
you just knocked over all the pints on our table - what a johnboy thing to do
by a good friend of jb November 23, 2006
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Having an elevated level of self confidence for no reason. Interrupts any story you tell just to point out how he did that better.
"Yo this dude came up when I was doing a shot and interrupted me to tell me how my drink choice is retarded then started a fight what fucking johnboy"
by Pumagriff June 07, 2018
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A description of someone you have met in the past who satisfies at least one (but mostly a lot more) of the following criteria: a jostler, a mug, Jose Mourinho, a yuppie, David Cameron, a cunt muscle, a mare, an eejit, a twat, a fascist, a dildo, a member of UKIP, the BNP or the EDL, Gok Wan, a smackhead, a knobend, anyone called Tarquin, a nonce, a dillhole, Cristiano Ronaldo, a Texan, a scientologist, an evangelist of any kind, a vag, a redneck or a wanker.
Oh my god that yuppie twat looked and sounded just like David Cameron. These fascist mugs are everywhere! What an absolute fucking john-boy...
by john_boy45 August 03, 2010
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