Definitions by nameismatt

Shportzing 

The act of shouting very unuseful motivational lines at sportspeople killing themselves while yourself lazing with maximum level hedonism.

Chilling in the park enjoying a frosty bev in the shade. See’s runners struggling along in the summer heat. Shouts: “Guys, you know, if you run a little faster you’ll get there sooner!”

Just chillin, shportzing...

Shportzing by nameismatt July 26, 2019

Digital player 

Someone who has game on chat (watsapp, instagram, facebook etc) but in person has literally zero personality.

I though this guy had game but when i met him he had the personality of a used wet wipe... just another digital player!

Digital player by nameismatt June 14, 2018

that 

The only thing Meatloaf would not do for love

I would do anything for love, but i wont do that.

that by nameismatt December 4, 2017

Bouncing goldfish 

When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.

Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!

Bouncing goldfish by nameismatt August 12, 2015