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When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.
Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!
by nameismatt July 20, 2015

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The act of shouting very unuseful motivational lines at sportspeople killing themselves while yourself lazing with maximum level hedonism.
Chilling in the park enjoying a frosty bev in the shade. See’s runners struggling along in the summer heat. Shouts: “Guys, you know, if you run a little faster you’ll get there sooner!”

Just chillin, shportzing...
by nameismatt July 26, 2019

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The only thing Meatloaf would not do for love
I would do anything for love, but i wont do that.
by nameismatt December 04, 2017

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Someone who has game on chat (watsapp, instagram, facebook etc) but in person has literally zero personality.
I though this guy had game but when i met him he had the personality of a used wet wipe... just another digital player!
by nameismatt June 10, 2018

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