fuckturd 

What happens after anal sex

I was banging this chick in her ass, and when we got done she laid a fuckturd.

fuckturd by Bumdumbidum December 26, 2008

Fuckturds

A general term of disgruntlement and angst.

"My computer has crashed again . .. Fuckturds!!"

Fuckturds by Jon_Adams2 April 25, 2012

Fuckturd 

When she shits on your dick as lube during sex

Bro my girl and I decided to try fuckturd last night and it was amazing

Fuckturd by Dickandballs543 January 11, 2020

fuckturbate 

The act of masturbating while fucking someone at the same time.

Dude, her pussy was so loose and worn out, I could not feel a thing. I totally had to fuckturbate in order to get off in her.

fuckturbate by Cat Ass Trophy May 14, 2015

Fuckturd 

fuckturd.... a turd (aka bowel movement.. a shit...a crap...a poop) fuckturd...is a turd named by its owner fuckturd..is a turd that changed its path going out.....

Fuckturd...is a turd that can do reverse fuckturd.....is a turd that does reverse as soon as it gets interrupted

fuckturd... is a turd that gets interrupted and goes in reverse

Hey did everything come out all right he asked me....well no...it was a fuckturd...dont interrupt me when i am taking a crap

Fuckturd by PRETTY IN COPPER June 25, 2017

fucktubes 

A simple expletive often used when something goes horribly awry, often at the worst of times, and not aimed at a person specifically. Considered similar to bollocks or shit but with more comedy effect.

Employee #1: Oh...fucktubes!

Employee #2: What?

Employee #1: I just sent the boss an email by mistake.

Employee #2: So?

Employee #1: It was '10 things to say to your dick of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate'.

Employee #2: Ouch. Seeya!

fucktubes by dogsounds September 12, 2007

fuckturdtard 

A fucking turd who is also a fucking retard ... in brief, of course.

My girlfriend dumped me for another guy. She is such a fuckturdtard.

fuckturdtard by Lee Lamberts October 28, 2006