Fuckturd

When she shits on your dick as lube during sex
Bro my girl and I decided to try fuckturd last night and it was amazing
by Dickandballs543 January 12, 2020
Get the Fuckturd mug.

Fuckturd

fuckturd.... a turd (aka bowel movement.. a shit...a crap...a poop) fuckturd...is a turd named by its owner fuckturd..is a turd that changed its path going out.....

Fuckturd...is a turd that can do reverse fuckturd.....is a turd that does reverse as soon as it gets interrupted

fuckturd... is a turd that gets interrupted and goes in reverse
Hey did everything come out all right he asked me....well no...it was a fuckturd...dont interrupt me when i am taking a crap
by PRETTY IN COPPER June 24, 2017
Get the Fuckturd mug.

Fuckturd

An unplanned, unwanted child. I.e. bastard.
I'm so relieved she's giving up our fuckturd for adoption.
by jimmytango7 July 14, 2012
Get the Fuckturd mug.

fuckturd

fucking turd. usually used to describe someone who sucks.
Good god you fuckturd!
by swankpie April 28, 2004
Get the fuckturd mug.

fuckturd

Someone who is a Fuckin Shit, worse than a Fucktard, because they do stupid stuff that hurts others and they know it and refuse to accept it
Blend of Fuck "You stupid Fuck" and Turd "You mate, are a Turd!" so someone who meets both criteria can be succinctly summed up in one word and one phrase... They are not worth the extra effort or energy expended in saying two

Why did you do that you Fuckturd, you just ran over my foot... No your foot was in the way, you saw me coming, its your fault for not moving...
by Kenny Kat January 09, 2012
Get the fuckturd mug.

fuckturd

"Eric is a fucking fuckturd"
by FahQ March 24, 2003
Get the fuckturd mug.

fuckturd

fucktard = fucking + retard

fuckturd = fucktard + turd
(fucking (shit)
retard)

basically, a fucking retard who is as dumb as a turd
most people who posted judgemental "definitions" about rap or posted racist ones are all fuckturds
by this website is ruined October 06, 2005
Get the fuckturd mug.