Flatulent Fluff

A word used by vocabulary nazis, meaning the act of fluffing a pillow with flatulence so that the person about to sleep will lay their head down and smell ass.

Man 1 says, "I'm about to go to bed."
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff.
Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!"
Man 2 laughs.

by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006

Fatement

A statement that determines your fate.

Oscar went to see a psychic. He asked the psychic to determine his future. The psychic referred to his "future" as his "fatement", and continued on saying Oscar would, in the near future, suffocate to death in a teletubby costume, volunteering at a daycare.

by Tubby School Boy November 30, 2018

flatometer

a device used to measure the flatency within flatulance.

something smells. grab the flatometer!

by ac boon coon May 13, 2005

Fatmentia

When you're so old and fat you spend 5 minutes trying to find the second pop-tart before your memory kicks in and you realize you ate it so fast you immideately forget eating it.

Fatmentia hit Ralph, and he ended up having to order lunch after opening his lunch pail and then remembered he had eaten it all before 9.

by Zehguul May 3, 2018

Flement

Flement is a new word for cool.

Those shoes look flement

by Softlad January 27, 2018

flatulent explosion

A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.

Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.

by Haldee June 2, 2018

flatulentriloquist

(flatulentriloquism) The miraculous art of "throwing" a highly audible 'dropped gut', thus causing all blame to be directed at someone else.

no idea where that came from, someone is a real flatulentriloquist

by Quixand September 13, 2019