Fatmentia

When you're so old and fat you spend 5 minutes trying to find the second pop-tart before your memory kicks in and you realize you ate it so fast you immideately forget eating it.

Fatmentia hit Ralph, and he ended up having to order lunch after opening his lunch pail and then remembered he had eaten it all before 9.

Fatmentia by Zehguul May 3, 2018

Fatential 

The predisposition to become fat, often attributed to a young slim attractive female with the unfortunate curse of fatential. Portmanteau word derived from Fat and Potential.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.

She's pretty nice but I reckon she's got fatential.

Fatential by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Falmentia

The condition of severe and sustained memory loss and the inability to create new memories after long term and sustained MDMA use.

He doesn’t even remember what I said yesterday anymore - it’s definitely a case of Falmentia

Falmentia by obiter1986 July 12, 2019

Fattential 

A girl with the potential to become fat. She might not necessarily become fat, but this may only be avoided by exercising a dedicated effort to avoid as such.

I was going to take her out, but she has major fattential and I don't want to end up with a fat chick.
unattractive

Fattential by angstd April 17, 2009

Fitential 

When a person has the potential to become more attractive than they are currently.

Person 1: Have you seen the new guy?

Person 2: Yeah, he's got major fitential.

Fitential by Jordycake August 1, 2014

Fattention seeking 

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

Fattention seeking by cuz x3 November 10, 2011

fermentia

gradual decrease in the ability to remember things that you do or say after drinking beer

I am often reminded of my fermentia the next time I see my beer drinking buddies

fermentia by Brewmaster Jerry October 30, 2015