flatement

An inflated statement

President Trump's latest flatement vastly overestimated the number of people who attended his inauguration in Washington, DC.

by GrammyLB April 20, 2018

Flatterment

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet

Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment

by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010

Fakementum

feyk-men-tuh m
A feeling that overcomes an athlete or competitor when they or their team does something good. It will be lost as soon as a member of the other team does something as good or better.

The Patriots head into halftime down 21-3 in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons hold all the fakementum.

by The Goalie February 11, 2017

flatmeat

1. unleavened roadside meat treat

2. essentially a furry little animal that got caught under a tire or otherwise squashed my moving vehicle. generally has a rancid smell and a jerky like texture; preferred by mountain folk, hillbillies and the inbred.

3. not kosher.

see roadkill also see street pizza

hooo weee! dab nagit... stop the truck cletus! i saw me sum flatmeat back thar!

by ob1 April 1, 2004

Flatulent Relationship

A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.

"What happened, you two were great together!"

"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."

by Gems87 October 18, 2008

flatulent

Another word for being gassy

"I've been really flatulent last night. Don't go near my bed..."

by Tender Taps May 20, 2016

Flamented

Flamented; Means nothing. Replace any noun with Flamented.

"hey man, I just flamented my exam." "Chuck just woke up and was totally flamented." "Lets get Flamented." " I think that spider just flamented the chicks away." " I heard julie got drunk and flamented all over the flamented place." I did my flamented best here.

by Mr. Ranim December 22, 2010