flaternt 

when ur feelin pretty good but ur worried you left your oven on at home and then you imagine ur house burning down and u get scared

oh thanks im flaternt augheadh AHHHHHHHHH

flaternt by dickgiver999 November 25, 2023

flaternet 

Short for "flat internet", an implementation of the internet within a Flat Earth model

Alice: "Are you telling me I can't trust the internet?"
Bob: "Point at the internet on a map. Then I’ll trust them."
Alice: *draws internet scribble on a flat earther map*
Bob: "Ah the flat internet"
Mallory: "flaternet"

flaternet by a1gaius September 28, 2022