Quixand's definitions

technology years

Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years

me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!

by Quixand November 3, 2017

Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent

Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning

by Quixand August 31, 2017

Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.

We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.

by Quixand October 6, 2017

flatulentriloquist

(flatulentriloquism) The miraculous art of "throwing" a highly audible 'dropped gut', thus causing all blame to be directed at someone else.

no idea where that came from, someone is a real flatulentriloquist

by Quixand September 13, 2019

trouser gypsy

Someone in shared accomodation that borrows clothes from everyone.

omg I don't think lucie owns a single pair of trousers, she's always wearing someone elses. What a trouser gypsy!

by Quixand September 1, 2017