Caticide

When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.

Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 9, 2018

cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

Crackcident

An accident directly involoved with or caused by the excessive usage of any illicit substance.

Joe was running down the street after an excessive weekend of partying and tripped over his own feet and had a crackcident.

by Your Pirate Santa January 3, 2007

Crackcident

The unintentional exposure of one's butt cleavage while bending over in low-rise jeans.

Bob saw Becky bending down to grab her purse and couldn't help but notice she was having a crackcident.

by Michaeladt January 8, 2009

craccident

situation in which blackberry ("crackberry") user runs into someone or something because he/she is focused on reading or texting and not paying attention to the world and surrounding environment.

I had a craccident at the Starbucks yesterday while tyring to respond to my client and drink my double espresso, and ended up denting my fender.

by vegasmp October 9, 2008

comicide

death by comedy

comicide is the act of someone laughing to death

by Shazmafat October 8, 2008

Cumicide

To fuck someone to death.

I saw Kim last night and fucked her to death. This morning they declared it a case of cumicide.

by Bo Pollard, Esq. September 22, 2009