craccident

situation in which blackberry ("crackberry") user runs into someone or something because he/she is focused on reading or texting and not paying attention to the world and surrounding environment.

I had a craccident at the Starbucks yesterday while tyring to respond to my client and drink my double espresso, and ended up denting my fender.

craccident by vegasmp October 9, 2008

Crackcident 

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

Crapccidental 

Accidental and crappy

Rob's email being lost in transit was just crapccidental.

Crapccidental by Michael Nyman June 26, 2003

crackcident 

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

crapcident 

When you are out somewhere and you have to take a crap really bad but you think you can make it home. While driving home you hit a bump and explode in your pants. This is a crapcident.

I was rushing to the toilet but did not make it and had a crapcident in my shorts.

crapcident by Chocolate Explosion April 16, 2009

traccident 

A motor accident involving a tractor.

Farmer John: Hello, operator. I've just run over my dog with my tractor.
Operator: Oh dear. You've had a traccident.

traccident by billybean August 5, 2007

capccident

when in an instant message or text conversation, the sender unintentionally screams at the recipient by leaving the capslock on. capslock + accident = capccident

"NO, I WILL NOT...whoa, capccident...sorry...
no, i will not be able to make it to the show tonight."

capccident by gap tooth grin September 25, 2009