twittle

The act of a twat taking a piddle (more commonly referred to as a female urinating)

"I couldn't hold it anymore! We stopped the car so I could twittle!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

twirler

A Grateful Dead (or other jam band) fan. Called a twirler due to their tendency to get all full of hallucinogens and "dance" by spinning around in a drug addled stupor.

Dude, we need to make our way towards the stage. This grassy knoll is all full of freaky twirlers. That hippychick got glitter in my eye!

by adam nass May 19, 2008

Twittler

Another name for Donald Trump that Urban Dictionary won't publish because their scared they will be called out in one of his angry tweets.

Well... Looks like Twittler is at it again because his no-healthcare bill is still being denied.

by IkwordZ June 23, 2017

Twartle

A short fat man. Dwarf + Turtle = Twartle.

Here comes the office twartle again, with his ridiculously filthy coffee mug and bad jokes.

by Krackin March 8, 2013

twirkle

To mentally combine and rearrange various elements in order to ascertain the most optimal result.

I twirkled in what order I should visit the library, the grocery store and my friend's house.

by jamestoma October 20, 2008

dirt twirler

a hippie person that doesn't shower. mostly these people follow events or bands that most or all people don't shower. Usually heavy oils or incense smell is common.

That damn dirt twirler smells like Nag Champa and is ruining my day. Cannot they stop dirt twirling and shower once and awhile?

by Chad Spradlin May 6, 2006

Twitler

A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, and uses it for attention and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Orange Faced Shit-gibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.

"I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he's not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man's a real twitler."

by Puppygirl January 29, 2017