Twartle

A short fat man. Dwarf + Turtle = Twartle.

Here comes the office twartle again, with his ridiculously filthy coffee mug and bad jokes.

by Krackin March 8, 2013

Tartle

A common Scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone's name. Useful to avoid that occasional embarrassment.

Steve: Hi, Susan!
Susan: Hi . . . uhhhhhh . . . Steve! Sorry, I tartled there for a moment.

by lodedosdeensaladareal September 5, 2011

twattle

1. The act of a twat being masturbated
2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)

1. "I was so horny last night that I couldn't help myself! I had to twattle myself at work!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

Twattle

A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously known to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.

If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.

by WingardiumLoliosa April 24, 2018

Twirtle

When a bird(s) is (are) twirling around an object and tweeting at the same time.

After a cartoon character has just been hit in the head with something hard, birds twirtle around his/her head.

by Tweety Van Pooler May 31, 2011

Twertles

A turtle owned by a child who has a slight wittle wetard wisp.

"Jake what's your favorite animal?"
"I wike Twertles"

by Baileyswaxytwertles February 12, 2010

twattle

People engaging in a verbal/rhetorical battle or feud on the social media internet-service "twitter".

A "heated" discussion on twitter.

Derived from the company name "twitter" and the word "battle" - twattle.

Game on, it's a twattle!

by aronrica March 4, 2011