Someone who is inept and void of
common sense.
One who is clueless in the art of
sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her
reproductive organ.
Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"
"Uh, you're just
repeatedly licking the lower portion of my
belly button." - Pube Twirler
"I am so cool I just called that woman a
dick wagon."
"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."