Someone who is inept and void of common sense.
One who is clueless in the
art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.
Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of
boredom.
Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G'
spot tonight Gertrude?"
"
Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler
"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."
"Keven,
don't be such a pube twirler."